Now That's a Resignation Letter
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It comes as no surprise that many of the people that work in Master Control are sometimes a bit off.
Then again, you sit in a dark room and stare at TV monitors all day and see what happens.
Anyway, a longtime Master Control Operator sent his resignation letter company wide at NY1 in the Big Apple.
Not sure it is was a poem or a rap song, but sources say the station called the NYPD after getting the letter.
You know your resignation letter is epic when the station calls the cops after getting it.
Here is it.
Sent: Thursday, March 22, 2018 11:55:41 AM
To: dl-ny1-newsroomannouncements
Cc: DL-NEWS-FEEDS
Subject: Authentic/Blunt Ny1 Shout Out
It is time for a Ny1 Shout Out
it can not be stopped
even its bug can’t be squashed
I give you the brave men & women
who bleed blue white & yellow
I also provide a bunch of clowns in the end
The rats that blend in the crowd
And it all culminates…Now
Inside City Hall
or is it The Road To?
Kurtz is confused of its name
Nitzky seeks someone to blame
but the Hardt of this crew
is focus on gov'ts game
if City Hall goes against the grain
The Mount Olympus of ICH
will put 'em all to shame
Ring Ring Ring
Susanna's viewers get their chance at fame
The Call of a lifetime is Schiumo's to claim
this 4-Band Show has earned its praise
they are #1 rated and will not be outdated
From Across America to Across the World
Donna's Cast of On Stage deserves a Tony
Neil's critics get a combined 4 apples
Talking Pictures has to win an Oscar
The Dynamic Duo of Sam & Doris
keeps print alive with a Close Up Pulitzer
Maritza y DeJesus' Noticias
is a dedicated station for Hispanics
Pablo Headlines their tactics with an Emmy
Budd should write biographies
his 1on1 could win Best Documentary
KG & Tom will have the last word
if Sports On 1 wins an Espy
JuanMan's Pura Politica
must win a Gold Medal
for reporting political policies
Bobby's In Transit
receives an A grade from Jose
within his subway facilities
Parents hope to get a good report
The Kids Choice Award is meant for Shelly
Annika & Diane invest their Stock Exchange
for our struggling U.S. economy
And who needs Morning Joe
when you got Shaughnessy’s weekend show
Jill's Real Estate's doing Well
in all Urban areas
Dan Cooks food that we all be Eaton
which causes mass hysteria
But according to Tara Lynn
Money Matters
you can’t have food under a roof
without makin' them dollars
Our Saving Grace puts the Council in its place
if they ever get in her face
Courtney knows corruption is Gross
Liu's dignity better show up most
If this Robin Hood steals from the rich
Preet Bharara will give him fits
Albany thinks Fink is wack
until Silver & Skelos suffer the Zack attack
Cuza’s tracks lead him to Guantanamo Bay
democracy now has its say
And Scotto from DC
reveals Washington’s dirty deeds
Lindsey & Michael Educate
Erin & Kafi Operate
Dominic & Errol Litigate
Linda & Mark's What A Week Tolerates
Howie & Yogi Resonate
Dario & Phil's Athletics Exuberate
Dean's Civil Rights Violate
Lily Investigates
Steven's Kind Heart Compensates
Fabiola Contemplates
Frank's Theatrics Elevate
Torre's Reviews Rejuvenate
Sanders' Footage Devastates
Roger Dominates
Palladino Regulates
Jonathan’s Salsa Fascinates
Patsi Participates
Simon Says To Articulate
Kim's Talking Headset Calculates
Rolman's Empire Populates
Alejandra Initiates
Plasencia Orchestrates
Global Val Circulates
Mr. Whipple's Eyebrows Exaggerate
Martinez Orders’ Delegate
Del Castillo Films Illuminate
Herzenberg Verbally Illustrates
Becky Spitz Coordinates
Adam's Robotics Regenerate
and Susan Jhun should Legislate
The multitalented Local Edition
make their Week In Reviews efficient
Jessica & Joanne
made Bergen into the 6th borough
Rocco & Ruschelle
make Queens the King of all coverage
Anthony & Bree
make Staten Island a diamond in the rough
for it will never be forgotten
We can’t leave out Jeanine
who keeps the streets clean in the BK
The other Erin
knows how to boogie down in the BX
Don’t worry John
you got it goin' on in Manhattan
A man name Davitt
got your Weather On The 1’s forecast
in climatic fashion
and without Shupak's Traffic Pack
overseeing our 5 borough island
we might suffer another Titanic misfortune
Jess & Raj provide pin point accurate info
their people collect research on the go
you never know what they'll find
from the place that blows your mind
The Assignment Desk
Robs peeps at the POD is never a mess
Tim’s quest is having them up top the Hill
L.J. greens a Minute that kills
Thomas Farkas flips the bill
with wheels that build
Joel is the Siegel of newsroom skills
his protege Jon Millian has copyright appeal
if you feel like messin’ with these two dudes
they'll leave you Floated, without ever being Approved
Jerry's Phenomenal Truck Ops
make their satellite stream top notch
Shannon's News Assistance get Supreme
riding cars & shooting videos from a long distance
George's Ingest gives an Incredible Feed
clips are brought back to its Spectrum indeed
Lloyd's Elite Editors get extreme
achieving deadlines without a hitch
unless a slug needs a FIX
Edwin's Geniuses of Graphics click
providing stellar 3-D
Larry's Creative Service holds it down
as the DJ & MC
Moses frees his TDs from a switch freeze
their Dynamic CGs cue in a breeze
that is how the story reads
And Floor OPS like me, are Tech savvy
in every fader server and studio
all deserve lots of props
Marc's online posse wants street cred too
they are the cream of the crop, and won’t be denied its do
displaying an internet masterpiece of perfection
so don’t you dare compete, with their Search Engine
or you’ll get caught, in it's Charlotte’s WEB
If machines breakdown
don’t stress it
you have Jeff's Engineers
connecting the dots b/t wire & patch
man vs machine was quite a match
the riot is over
humanity has triumphed without a scratch
But a virus
wants to win the war before its shun
attempting to spread throughout the station
Brad's Computer Geeks prevent annihilation
ending its threat before 100% infection
I-T programs a cure with conviction
not even Ad-Man’s hacking addiction
can infiltrate this fire wall addition
on a situation that looked bleak
microchips can find peace
Korean historian Lewis is primetime at night
he does a good job under those bright lights
Roma continues her grooves
with Scholar Athlete moves in the afternoon
Pat is MVP of morning news
his In The Papers is Iconic in truth
Elizabeth can handle any natural disaster
FEMA is her source of power
Cheryl is In Focus for all to know
she is Fashion Week ready from head to toe
Vivian's Spotlight as a script speaker
make her Kev & Lisa's Book Reader
Kristen's showing is never over
her baked goods are renowned forever
Apostle Adhemar holds his Mass at sunrise
his gospel is a blessing if you wake up on time
Captain Philip proves his 6 star rank at sunset
he saves his audience from a viewership wreck
Clever Carleth is handed Keys to the city
she represents Tampa Bay with sanity
And you think The Don Juan is done
his translations will keep you in the dark son
Mornings On 1 is Charter’s religion
I reunite with GDNY’s Stacy-Ann Gooden
There’s no Market, if Chelsea doesn’t fit in
If you double cross Thom, he’ll act like Napoleon
The return of Eric, sets up rival rundowns for oblivion
Ed Mcshea, becomes RoboCop with clean vision
Hat trick Nick does it all; this Jersey Boy has total precision
Oh yeah…1 More Thing
Those clowns I mentioned
The rats who blend in the shadows
Like Kristopher Kelly, who scapegoat me
I hope Dalet outdates, and you get strike 3
Joe Truncale installs phone rules made for robots
you’d have to be a fool to follow something that far out
Chris Black slams doors in my face
I hope a Fox gets automated, instead of dealing with your case
Italian Stallion D’Avolio likes to get macho with me
alright bro, if you can’t handle Ellis Island, might as well go back to Sicily
9-1-1 emergency for a Bunny rabbit; but she doesn’t want to deal with it
ok Dock, keep Rockin’, and stop being a waste of Engineer space
Ralph NADER thinks the headset issue is silly
does this mean HR & higher ups are buddies, or am I talking semantics?
Hypocrite Victor hides info from management
puttin’ me on the spot, giving me a total disadvantage
Enza is a coward for screaming harassment on me
not woman enough to confront me, about me, is the real embarrassment
Managers hire an assassin name DOUG, to take me out!
lol! If you target this thug, I will put your OCD in doubt!
And without Detective Russell’s Evidence
The inmate will still run the asylum
Head of Security Brendan Falco we still look the other way
Further proof, of an abuse of power, gone rock bottom
I will never forget the disrespect I received
But in a twist, this disrespect completed my backbone
I say thank you, for helping me embrace the cold side of reality
Even when I am being followed, by the powers at be
I hit back! I make sure no one screws with me
I’m no puppet…I pull the strings
You test me, I’ll make your soul sting
Unlike others, I’m no two-face spy; I actually have integrity
Wish I did have the power to identify these spies
Maybe Jeff Carter, Angela The Librarian & Nate Brown can help
Maybe Steve Shepherd & Tim Chandler can also help identify these chumps!
Hand them to me, and I’ll make them suffer greatly
If I can Z-Play this tale, not sure what role I would change
Personality and culture will never be the same
Maybe we can patch things up, despite ignorant assumptions
False accusations by Dan “The Man” Ronayne
Make me out to be a ring leader, of a Union I never formed
You should focus more on a studio that gets uglier with every brick
To be fair, I will admit, I’m no angel in all this
I was a kid with no motivation
I finally man up with dedication
I’m a perfectionist, who clashes with carelessness
I’m a controversial character, who doesn’t play favorites
I overstayed my welcome, and career froze in a ditch
IBEW extends its hand to get this career fixed
I need my growth, so lets hope our hands fit
I finally climb out this hole, to get out this b!%@#
As I walk a new path, I decide to take my patch back!
Why associate with frauds like you
All that matters to me is my Playback!
I’m Out!
Cedeno
